BRODI PARKER

So they offered me to take part in govern school.

Um, I don’t think I’m fit for that.

Example A would be that just ‘cause my

gpa says 4.1 doesn’t mean I’m smart.

I simply pay attention like some do too.

In reality I’m the dumbest bitch you’ll ever

meet. If I attended Govern school, I’d look

Like an absolute dumb ass then.

Like no way am I gonna look more stupid

Than I already am.

Hell no.

Sorry school that offered me this great

Opportunity. But It’s a no from me. I’m not

What you’re looking for. There must of

Actually been a mistake.

Yeah.

They probably sent it to the wrong house.

There’s kids who have 4.5’s at my school,

Do extra shit and after school shit.

Ask them.

You seriously don’t need my presence at

Such a prestigious school.

I’d set a bad example.

If you’re reading this, I apologize.

It’s not that I don’t wanna,

It’s that I’m seriously below average.

See ya fellow intellectuals.

(Update this is when I thought my mom stole my earbuds.. she didn’t they were in my bookbag. I’m dumb and wow).

So apparently my family seems to have misplaced my shit once again but would not fess up to it,

rather wanna ruin my life etc etc.

they know how much music means to me yet don’t give any fucks

and wannna make my life as misarble as possible.

In percussion the other day

I watched two boys play a song by Queen

And The Beatles.

Fascinated I certainly was.

However, frozen. Stuck.

I didn’t move. Not one inch.

Simply gawked away and likely scared

The literal shit out of them.

Hopefully I hadn’t. Let’s just hope.

Later tho I mentioned my passion for music.

Drums somehow slipped up and the sub for

My band teacher Mr. Miller that day

Requested a blonde haired fellow

Yeah one of the two from earlier.

To aid me with his assistance,

Showing me the ways of playing drums.

I learned... ? No not necessarily.

Just fuckin’ jammed too hard and

Got disapproving glances.

Don’t blame them though.

I’m pretty bad at everything I do.

It’s a side effect of my ugliness.

Jk!

Not really...


See ya.

I met this cute guy at the mall yesterday,

working the coffee stand.

That kinda reminded me of the dude

from Dream A Little Dream.

He laughed at my awkwardness

and had the cutest smile ever.

I wish to meet him again one day.